According to news sources a Santa Fe New Mexico police officer, Mike Eiskant got caught pleasuring himself in his squad car. The on-duty officer was busted by his own cruiser’s dashboard camera.
Local authorities released a video of the incident to the media. The video obtained by KOB-TV doesn’t show inside the officer’s squad car. However, the audio from the released video file suggests that officer Eiskant was engaged in a very graphic conversation with himself. He can be heard saying; “Oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby.” Also at some point in the audio the sound of a zipper opening up can be heard.
Based on what’s available from the video, the authorities are speculating that police officer Mike Eiskant was pleasuring himself in his squad car while looking at photos of naked women on his cell phone.
Office Mike Eiskant was assigned badge number “69″ when he was promoted to the rank of sergeant. Apparently number “69″ signifies a sexual position. Google searches reveal that position 69 from the Karma Sutra means both partners giving each other oral sex! Local authorities claim that assigning badge number “69″ to Sgt. Eiskant was most likely a coincident.
Apparently Sgt. Mike Eiskant has entered a no contest plea for two counts of harassment, charges for possession of marijuana, two counts of attempt to commit a felony for false imprisonment, and one count of stalking. As a part of his plea entered in Bernalillo County District Court, Sgt. Eiskant promised that he “will never again become a law enforcement officer anywhere in the United States.”
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